Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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