He asked to "fluff my boner.."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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