don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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