Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(352): View more from Florida

He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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(513): View more from Ohio

We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix

(1-513): View more from Ohio

You need to not admit that.

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(214): View more from Texas

Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year

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(607): View more from New York

A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.

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