I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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