Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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