Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
