It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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