Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
