Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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