My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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