Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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