I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My dick has a subreddit
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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