I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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