wrigley field is MILF paradise
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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