I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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