well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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