Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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