the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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