i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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