Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
