I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he fucked my hip out of place.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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