it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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