Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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