She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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