I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Randomize
