so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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