I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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