Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
