I want you more than these girls want KFC
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
