dude i'm inner monologue high
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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