But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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