He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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