New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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