Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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