If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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