So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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