he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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