Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize