Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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