You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
