Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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