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I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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