My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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