i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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