So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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