1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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