sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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