when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
