If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
