In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
