And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
